The Bitch Box rants
Friday, January 21, 2011
Redefining love - 2011
Friday, December 10, 2010
Taking it up the arse on a trip to town
Friday, December 3, 2010
Making assumptions
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Redefining love
Sunday, November 28, 2010
Sunday morning
Friday, November 26, 2010
Rose-coloured glasses - part two (warning; contains foul language...)
So there I was earnestly expressing my concerns about the aberrant behaviour of his son, and really being pretty flaming reasonable considering the circumstances, when my partner blithely informs me that he thinks I am over-reacting. WTF??? Wham!!! That freight train feeling again...!!!
I kind of gasped in a breath of air, and shot him a quick glance – surely he was jesting; trying to lighten things up a bit. Any moment now he was going to take me in his arms and whisper that we could go and visit the adoption agency tomorrow...
But no... out of the blue the entire room took on a hazy pinkish tinge, pigs flew in their dozens past the window and my partner looked me fair and square in the eye (well as fair and square as is possible with 2 foot thick rose coloured (RC) glasses on...), and stated that I shouldn’t leave my prized possessions laying about, unsupervised in the car. I was informed that what he thought most likely had happened was that the little fucking darling (gag!) had been ‘fiddling’ with my treasure, accidently broken it, freaked out and as a consequence of this had stashed the various bits of my treasure in his bedroom.
Oh, oh, yes, yes that’s without doubt what happened...of course it was; that’s just the way the kid explained it too, only with different words and an entirely different meaning. How bloody dim-witted of me to not be able to see the ‘hidden’ message, the plea for mercy and understanding, the blatant and repeated bashing of my compassion/empathy button from the little fucking darling (gag!).
Good lord give me strength (or 10 tequila slammers!), the complexity of the dynamics at play in our house was farrrrrrr farrrrrrr worse than I ever thought. I was seized by sporadic and asphyxiating sensations of having stumbled upon some type of child-worshiping cult. Zombies whose belief systems were based on a deluded, rose coloured perception that my stepson was a deity of some kind who was to be, cloistered, revered and frankly mollycoddled.
I need to give a bit of background here because I sense that this RC glasses phenomenon (read...DENIAL phenomenon) is perhaps the key to the convoluted process of forming a ‘blended family’; the very DNA, as it were, of how my partner and I are going to construct our family and our life together. Delusion and denial are powerful psychological disturbances. They can be insidious, which I believe is the case in our house, and with my partner’s family. Denial seems to be rampant, and while the collusion is unspoken, it is most certainly consensual. Be afraid newcomer, be very afraid...
So, some background...
My first real glimpse of the magnitude of the RC glasses phenomenon within my new family was, and this is a bit of a sensitive topic, during one of my partners mum’s visits to stay with us. I had in my possession a rather descriptive and not altogether flattering report/assessment from my stepson’s school. It outlined behaviours and incidents that, to put it bluntly, wouldn’t be acceptable on the America’s Hardest Prison’s TV show. I must admit that I felt kind of vindicated by this report. For the past several months I had felt as though I had fallen into a whirl pool – well it’s all there written in my early rants. So, in a kind of disturbed, frustrated, desperate and, in hindsight, naive way, I was looking for support and solutions from this close and caring family member.
Once again, I have to say that it didn’t go well. In summary...and take heed future stepmothers...it just is not a good look to sit opposite your new mother in law, who has just cooked a magnificent dinner for you, and force her to listen to your over-zealous, alcohol-fuelled diatribe (which, cringe, necessitated dodging random blobs of flying spittle), as you try and get her to acknowledge the possibility that her adored, and only, grandson has a future career as a psychopath...enough said!
Now while I will happily accept oh...75-80% of the responsibility for this regrettable exchange, my mother in laws overall tone of justification, defensiveness and minimalisation of the contents of the report - before she hastily left the table to escape my haranguing - afforded me a foreboding glimpse into the unyielding and closed ranks mentality that was rallied around my stepson...
I had to ask myself, do I really want to go swimming with the piranhas’? The answer it seems, is yes!
Ain’t love grand!
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Rose-coloured glasses - part one
I have (well had) a gorgeous, and quite elaborate, necklace that had a darling picture of cherubs on a pendant decorated with light blue and clear shiny crystals and a few more shiny bits on a neat vintage-looking chain. The whole ensemble was striking, and indeed I inevitability received compliments about the necklace each time I wore it. It would not be an exaggeration to say that this was my favorite adornment.
Now, from time to time, I will sometimes grab some jewelery, clothing accessories or makeup on my way out of the house in order to finish getting dressed in the car. I have confessed in an earlier blog to pathological lateness, so I have these rituals that serve me and my tardiness well. Ha! Update; they used to serve me well. That is until I became stepmother to a child with no boundaries and very little respect for other people’s belongings...let me explain...
Over a period of several weeks I had wondered, both quietly to myself, and out loud to whoever the hell was listening, that I couldn’t find my cherub necklace. This perturbed me as I relied on the striking loveliness of it to give me that je ne sais quoi that is sometimes needed in your early forties...or if you are having a bad hair day. Nobody it seemed knew a thing about my treasure, and eventually its absence would slip to the back of my mind once more, and that was that.
UNTIL one day my partner and I were cleaning out my stepson’s bedroom, and what do I find under the bed, in pieces, with bits broken off it, but my missing jewelery. Despite feeling as though I had been hit by a freight train I managed to, well ask probably isn’t the apt term, but I managed to gurgle out some words that sounded a bit like what the blankity blank blank blank blankity blank blank is this doing here? To which my stepson, eyes incandescent like an electrified gargoyle, replied “you were mean to me so I broke your necklace.”
Holy hell fire and smoke signals from Satan. I had to leave the room. I had to stomp, sob, and scream away my desire to strangle the vindictive little skulk. This was the darkest moment in my step parenting career.
I do need to clarify that while my stepson and I are not joined at the hip, heart, bellybutton, or any other part of our anatomy or spirit quite yet, we are slowly forming a bond and learning to understand each other. His definition of 'you were being mean to me' generally relates to the fact that he objects furiously to the boundaries I bring to his existence (this has been touched upon in previous blogs...). However, for the most part, when we are alone together, we have a comfortable appreciation of each other and indeed some lovely times which are peppered with moments of genuine affection and fun.
When I had regained my composure I told my stepson how upset and hurt I was. He seemed genuinely remorseful, and really, we just had to leave it at that for now. I did, however, speak to my partner about how serious I felt this incident was. I was concerned at the conniving processes behind such an action. I was a bit worried about what this child could be capable of as he grew older, meaner, stronger and more deviant...HERE ENTERS THE PHENOMENON OF THE ROSE-COLOURED GLASSES! Freight train number two for the day! What planet are these people from???
This, and a bit more, I shall elaborate on and delve into tomorrow...and the next day, and probably the next...it is a theme that defines our daily lives here on the farm and without a doubt, has a strong genetic component...
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Taking it up the arse
I can normally see the funny side to most situations. An exaggerated sense of the ridiculous has saved my liver from having to break down many years worth of anti-depressant medications, I am thankful for that! But...my current predicament, I am sad to say, has left me bereft of a wise-crack.
I was tossed a rather bewildering challenge over the weekend. It seems that if I wish to place boundaries and limits on acceptable behaviours for my stepson, then I am to enforce and manage this myself. My partner and I have different standards, shall we say, of what is tolerable conduct from the child, and what is not. And my partner does not wish to exert any more effort than he already does in order to deal with the daily goings on. Now in my liberal, live and let live mind I believe his stance to be fair enough. His prerogative. He is the child’s dad and all that...HOWEVER there is this niggling kind of agitating kind of ever-present shrieking voice inside me that is strongly urging me to run in the opposite direction – which obviously, if this were ever going to be an option, I would have done it two years ago - however, my primal hind brain still thinks this situation reeks of a setup, and my body feels as though I have been kicked in the guts and no-one is here to help me back on my feet. A bit dramatic perhaps? I am not sure. We live very remotely, we have one vehicle that is off the road at present (my lovely, comfy old beemer), which leaves us only my partners 4WD and an enormous motorbike that I can’t handle when it’s balanced by its stand, let alone ride the damn thing – as modes of transport/escape. Is the picture becoming clear? All this amounts to being trapped with a small tyrant, oh and a very large one too! It really is no laughing matter...
I should also add at this point that things have changed a bit in our house. My partner’s current job requires him to leave the house at 7am each morning, and return home late afternoon, early evening. This leaves me in sole charge of the hellion on a daily basis. A situation that has both positive, and negative aspects to it. On a positive note, this one-on-one time is certainly great for establishing wee routines (not my strong point), getting to know my stepson better and means that I don’t have to worry about my partner looking over my shoulder, or listening to all our interactions every second of the day. However, this one-on-one time also brings very much to the fore patterns and habits and behaviours of my stepson that just aren’t acceptable to me. Answering back and arguing continually. Mucking about and not following instructions...I mean it’s not as though the routine every school morning varies very much! I find that I am up to my neck in parenting this child. A child who is difficult on a good day, and lucky to be alive on a bad one! It seems that if I really want to make a difference here, I am going to have to take it up the arse and do it on my own. Or buy some rose-tinted glasses...or antidepressants...gasp!
I’m off now – need to find my funny bone!